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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Watching the skies for an H1N1 connection

http://tankerenemy.blogspot.com/2009/11/watching-skies-for-h1n1-connection.html

Watching the skies for an H1N1 connection

Former Hensonville teacher among those who believe disease is linked to the ‘chemtrail’ phenomenon
By Claude Haton
Hudson-Catskill Newspapers
Published: Tuesday, November 3, 2009 2:18 AM EST

It is unclear whether this is dawn or dusk; but this sky is loaded with sky trails. Many feel these cloud streaks are purposely laid and contain chemicals meant to filter down and compromise our immune systems.

By Claude Haton
Hudson-Catskill Newspapers
Published: Tuesday, November 3, 2009 2:18 AM EST

WINDHAM — Just as the H1N1 vaccine is becoming available, many people, including some medical practitioners, are questioning its safety based in part on the speed with which the new vaccine has been brought to market. A local man is lending his voice to the protest based on the ingredients involved, adding another element he and others feel might be connected with those straight line clouds you often see high in the sky.

Tom Skarimbas of Hensonville, a former English, French and Spanish teacher who now works as a salesman in the communications industry, has been studying ‘chemtrails’ for about two years now. Chemtrails are said to be a variation of the contrails one normally observes emanating from the exhaust of jetliners at high altitudes.

Skarimbas’ personal study of atmospheric science has led him to believe, along with growing number of others, that chemicals are being spread aerially, possibly in a effort to depopulate the planet. (Chemtrails differ from the aerial spraying of pesticides over agricultural areas or fire retardant drops over wildfires, both of which occur at much lower altitudes.)

Skarimbas explained that he doesn’t think the government was behind this program, rather they are more likely unwitting dupes infiltrated by an outside shadow organization. The terms “Illuminati” and “New World Order” came into play. Both terms refer to secret societies bent on shaping civilization to their beliefs. Information on both is widely available online.

Skarimbas confirmed that for some people, it all might sound outlandish and absurd, but observed that truth is often stranger than fiction.

One only has to trace history back about 60-70 years to find a very real example of a relatively small group of power brokers who attempted to take over the world with a ‘master race’ and effect a ‘final solution’ to cleanse their society of ethnic minorities, other unwanted groups and generally anyone who opposed their ideology. They succeeded in killing more than 6 million people and plunged the planet into a long and bloody world war before finally being defeated at tremendous cost in lives, resources and materiel.

The Thousand Year Reich of the Nationalist-Socialist party in Germany, the Nazis, came very close to succeeding. There are still veterans living today who fought against the Nazis and can testify to the horrors found in the death camps where Jews, Gypsies and other populations thought inferior by the leaders of the Third Reich were slaughtered.

Back to chemtrails. Google the term and you will find a host of sites devoted to this phenomenon. Numerous images will become available as well.

Chemtrails appear similar to the contrails commonly seen venting from passenger jets. The difference, say believers, is that chemtrails spread wider and hang in the sky longer than contrails. According to varying sources, chemtrails began appearing in the mid to late 1990s.

There are also a number of sites and bloggers that debunk the chemtrail phenomena. The switch from turbojet to turbofan engines over the last 20 years is cited as one reason for the difference in contrail appearances. The increased number of high altitude jets is also cited.

Debunkers also conclude that unless they wear masks all the time, those behind the spraying would be breathing the same air as the general population, putting themselves at risk. Government sources claim there is no chemtrail phenomena.

Generally, the debunkers appear to be in the minority.

Skarimbas, who works most of his day outdoors, has been watching chemtrails being spread right before his eyes.

“I see these things constantly,” he said. “I have seen the planes turn the chemtrails on and off.

Skarimbas has also watched contrails being spread and says he can see the difference.

“Contrails dissipate very quickly,” he said.

Among chemtrail websites you will find various theories on how chemtrails are spread as well as their purpose.

One theory claims they are being spread to combat global warming by filtering sunlight. Skarimbas found the notion laughable.

“Why do they spray at night?” he offered. Also, they are so wispy they could hardly block much light.

“The idea that (they) could diminish global warming is ludicrous.”

Online, Dr. Stan Montieth of California is a student of geopolitics and the host of the Radio Liberty website and radio programs. He believes that Western civilization is in for a rude surprise. Montieth is the author of numerous books, including “Brotherhood of Darkness,” which claims secret societies are attempting to influence the course of civilization.

Montieth, as do many others, finds ulterior motives in everyday programs that they feel subvert the advancement of civilization. Montieth offers the notion that “reality is often scoffed at while illusion is often king.”

Chemtrails, Skarimbas said, are chemicals laced through the atmosphere with the intention of compromising our immune systems, with the masterstroke to be delivered on an individual basis, possibly through a vaccine.

“This is not my idea,” Skarimbas emphasized. “This a pre-existing theory … that the swine flu vaccine will carry squalene and could be quite deadly.”

According to online medical sources, squalene is a common ingredient in vaccines and other drugs as an adjuvent, which modify the affects of other components within the drug or vaccine. A common source of squalene is shark liver oil.

Opponents to its use claim that squalene can cause an immune system response similar to that experienced after the first Gulf war, when soldiers became sickened after receiving anthrax vaccines to help combat expected chemical attacks from the Iraqis.

Gulf War Syndrome, the healthcare website Mercola.com (“Squalene, swine flu vaccine’s dirty little secret exposed”) says is the result of the use of squalene in the vaccine.

These claims are repeated at websites such as ‘Prison Planet’ and Info Wars.

“The whole idea is that the immune system has been weakened for years,” by fallout from the chemtrails, Skarimbas said. Now the squalene can supposedly do its damage easily.”


Source: http://www.thedailymail.net/

18 comments:

  1. So, let's also report the comments posted by the readers:

    traveler1 wrote on Nov 3, 2009 6:49 AM:
    " Great, another conspiracy theorist quack reporting how the Government is out to get us. No wonder he went from teacher to salesman. "


    ken y wrote on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 AM:
    " this is reporting? referring people to bogus websites? adding another lame conspiracy theory to the mix? This would be acceptable as an editorial or letter to the editor, but as "reporting' this is very, very weak. "


    catskill native wrote on Nov 3, 2009 11:37 AM:
    " Just in case anyone was under the mistaken impression that this is actually a newspaper, thanks for putting those rumors to rest. We should make the Daily Mail a certified source for Urban Myth.

    Seriously, if you want to cover a scandal why don't you just hike your little bottoms up to Albany and follow around the Halliburton lobby as they try to work around NY State environmental regulations to bring FRACing into the Catskills on 'private land' - never mind that the poisons can spread hundreds of miles in either direction with the water.

    No, you'd rather cover nuts like this. Even an article on contrails themselves and trace gasses that scientists agree have accelerated global warming would have been at least a factually meaningful story to cover.

    One has to conclude that the Daily Mail has an agenda of attempting to discredit true investigations by forcing its readers to associate it with nut jobs. "



    Santa wrote on Nov 3, 2009 11:57 AM:
    " I agree with the 2 above comments. When will this madness ever end ? "


    LatLogic wrote on Nov 3, 2009 3:09 PM:
    " Are you kidding me? Is this really news? The fact that this article appears as an actual news story demonstrates a new low for the Daily Mail. I normally do enjoy the local articles and coverage of various REAL issues, but where did this come from? The "reporter", and I must use that term with some reservation here, doesn't even site any legitimate scientific sources. The writer's attempt to link jet exhaust with influenza is about as far away from logic and reason as one can get. I am disgusted that the Daily Mail would allow such a poorly written, poorly researched, factually devoid articke to be printed. "


    laughingincairo wrote on Nov 3, 2009 6:17 PM:
    " hahahahahahha....thank you soooooo much for some much needed comedy relief! come on claude...tom...really? i mean...really? lmao...oh, ray...how could you let this hit the presses? lol "


    Joe The Real wrote on Nov 3, 2009 6:25 PM:
    " You know stories like this are so much more factually based than being concerned about our local friendly Ravena cement plant pumping out hundreds of pounds of mercury, lead, and other toxic products every year.

    I understand, slow news day. Why bother to remind people to vote. Better to worry about contrails.

    If you bothered to do the minimum of research you could have found that the real story here is that due to warming of the upper atmospheric region due to, ahem, Global Warming, this type of cloud pattern is much more visible that previously when it stayed barely visible.

    And, BTW the pollution from jet fuel is part of what has contributed to that warming.

    But, by all means get people worried about 'the secret plot to make them infertile.' Did you guys ever watch "Dr. Strangelove." The Daily Mail is sounding a lot like Jack D. Ripper these days. Is there a way to have the editorial staff of our local paper placed in the observation ward to make sure they haven't been inhaling all that pot Greg Seeley and the boys impounded over in their stash on Bridge Street? "


    Should I translate?

    Better not, isn't it?

    Regards
    Michele

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  2. Sorry, I forgot the link:
    http://www.thedailymail.net/articles/2009/11/03/news/doc4aefcb78893f5777991590.txt

    Regards
    Michele

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  3. La malafede dello stercorario si evince pure dal fatto che pubblica solo quello che gli fa comodo

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  4. Sai una cosa? Gli americani sono più bravi di noi a sputtanare le puttanate. Quei commenti sono assolutamente perfetti. Chissà perché stracchino non li aveva pubblicati?

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  5. Straker ha detto...

    .......Grande Corrado! Ma quante mani hai?

    03 novembre, 2009 23:03


    ^_^

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  6. Ma soprattutto, dove le metti? :P :P :P

    Saluti
    Michele

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  7. io direi......
    "Ma sopratutto, dove TE le metti"....

    Toccati, rosario, toccati
    (battuta liberamente presa da "Caruso Pascoshi di padre polacco")

    Massimo

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  8. http://orsovolante.blogspot.com/2009/11/le-vaccinazioni-forzate.html

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  9. STRAKER, PUPPA!
    E VAFFANCULO!
    Mi sono rotto di fare il buono con questo topo di fogna!
    E' ora di fargli capire chi, o cosa, e' veramente!

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  10. Scusate la lunghezza del commento, ma questo scambio è da antologia delle superminchiate. Tenetevi forte :)

    Comincia 'o comandante clusò:

    Straker ha detto...
    Ora sciano anche le auto, tanto per gradire.

    05 novembre, 2009 00:51


    ...linkando un video di uno spot dell'audi, nel quale si vedono (chiaramente effetti speciali) scariche elettriche rosse che escono dal gruppo luci posteriore :))))

    Il prode paso cala la briscola:

    paso ha detto...
    @Straker,
    in merito alle auto che sciano, stamattina mi hai dato lo spunto per un articolo, essendo personalmente abbastanza ferrato nel campo dell'autotrazione: non è certo una novità che le auto rilascino scie (tossiche) anche quando sono invisibili...:
    => http://www.heymotard.it/benzina verde.htm

    05 novembre, 2009 13:56


    Tra le altre vaccate, il buon paso cita zapper e altre amenità, tipo che il benzene è causa dell'AIDS...

    'o comandante clusò, però, dev'essere sempre il campione di idiozie, non ci sta ad essere secondo a nessuno:

    Straker ha detto...
    Infatti hai perfettamente ragione. Il benzene fu introdotto solo perché serviva (e subito) un antidetonante che non danneggiasse le marmitte catalitiche già in procinto di essere immesse sul mercato. In realtà, oltre ad essere estremamente tossico (vedi incremento di leucemie nei bambini) è, al contrario del piombo, incredibilmente volatile e quindi si disperde ancora più facilmente nell'aria, finendo inevitabilmente nel flusso sanguigno di ogni essere vivente. Altro che benzina verde! Fate caso a che cosa c'è scritto sulle colonnine di rifornimento.

    05 novembre, 2009 14:04


    Non aggiungo altro.

    ilpeyote minchiate in libertà

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  11. WOW!!! Straker è un genio!!!!!
    Le auto inquinano!!!! Se non me lo diceva lui....
    E' infatti evidente che i blocchi del traffico e le targhe alterne non erano dovuti al fatto che le auto inquinano ma semplicemente un complotto delle potenti lobby dei calzolai e dei produttori di biciclette!

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  12. Oh prodi debs! Prestatemi orecchio!
    Da Paolo Attivissimo, per l'esattezza qui:

    https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7421441&postID=4638958606540401827

    Sua Eminenza Impianti Bioplasmatici in persona sta sbranando l'ingegner (gestionale) Marco.
    Accorrete numerosi! :D

    Terra Nova annunciatrice

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  13. @ Terra Nova

    Visto e intervenuto :)

    @ tutti

    L'ho notato solo ora: Pubblished by Straker

    ilpeyote inglisc

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  14. Tigre:
    sì, ti ho visto ;D
    stavo refreshando la pagina a ciclo continuo sperando in un bel flame epico (be', in realtà volevo leggere quello che aveva da dire, visto che la conversazione era iniziata su toni piuttosto pacati)... oh, se l'è svignata :|

    Terra Nova

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  15. Terra Nova, probabilmente il sig. Marco sarà corso a comprare uno scanner per far vedere la sua laurea 'atulemònd' (cfr. totò) :)

    ilpeyote principe di bisanzio

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  16. @ Terra Nova
    > oh, se l'è svignata :|
    Che ti aspettavi? Che ci spiegasse quale degli infallibili metodi strakeriani usa per la valutazione della quota degli aeromobili?
    Illusa!
    E illuso anch'io che gli ho pure risposto.
    gian

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  17. @ tigre
    > Pubblished by Straker
    è rafforzativo!

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  18. Sì, rafforza la convinzione che ne sappia di inglese quanto delle altre materie.

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